he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize