i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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