I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
