careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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