hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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