I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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