What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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