I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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