talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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