I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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