Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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