So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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