I didn't shave. On purpose
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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