How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
3pm strippers are depressing
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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