Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I cockslap morals
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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