We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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