Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
