he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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