Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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