It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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