called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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