Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
