your room smells of hookers.
And success
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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