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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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