Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
last night I used snow as a chaser
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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