My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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