O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
