Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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