Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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