Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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