Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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