32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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