You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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