Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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