About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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