Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
barbara walters just said penis...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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