Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She announced her abortion via fbk
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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