Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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