Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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