sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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