Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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