try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
