Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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