Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
This house was built for laser tag.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
