I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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He better not be in your backpack
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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