Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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