So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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