do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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