yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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