$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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