This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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