Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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