are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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