We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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