Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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