I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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