Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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