So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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